: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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