awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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