Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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