you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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