I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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