On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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