they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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