Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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