I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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