dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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