Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the day after is always just damage control
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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