OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I want her autograph on my taint
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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