2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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