quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize