stop calling my apartment porn island.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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