A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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