My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize