Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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