You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
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is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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