how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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