How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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