my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize