do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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