do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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