are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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