We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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