So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
