He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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