Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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