covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Randomize
