Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Fuck appropriateness.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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