Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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