it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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