when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Can you bring me the toilet please
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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