Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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