How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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