so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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