About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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