Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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