fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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