he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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