i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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