Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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