Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
vagina is talking i cant
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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