Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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