In the future we'll all be gay
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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