You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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