Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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