woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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