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Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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