$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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