its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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