White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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