im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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