She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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